Caleb: Check it out! I saved up money from my last few paychecks and got a shiny, brand new vacuum cleaner. Now my rugs are going to be so fresh and so clean. I can live like a real adult now.
Kate: That’s a sign of getting older: you get excited about silly things like cleaning appliances.
Caleb: You should have seen how psyched I was to find out they made heavy duty draw string trash liners that smell like my favorite fabric softener. I used to hate cleaning, but now I take pride in it. I’ve become so domestic.
Kate: That’s how it starts. You transition from video games to vacuum cleaners, and it’s all downhill from there. Next thing you know you’ll be cross-stitching, joining a Moose fraternity, and wearing your pants above your navel.