Kate: Welcome back to work! I'd say Happy Monday, but I'm sure there's nothing worse than enduring the Monday immediately following a week-long vacation.
Caleb: That's a perfectly appropriate sentiment. I love Mondays!
Kate: You want to run that by me again. You love Mondays?
Caleb: Yeah. Our society paints Monday as this terrible thing where you have to give up your freedom and return to work. I think it's because the majority of people hate their job. I love my job, and fresh starts. Monday is the beginning of whatever week I'm determined to have: which is a good one.