Kate: So this thing we're doing... Thirty Life Crisis? What is this exactly?
Caleb: A comedic blog rife with quirk, comedy, and life lessons observed in my everyday life conveyed in dialogue between the two of us.
Kate: You should have opened with that in the first episode instead of the nineteenth.
Caleb: The biggest milestone of our thirties is realizing we've been figuring things out as we go along. I figured anyone even remotely interested or entertained by this would be willing to do the same.
Kate: This is getting entirely too meta.
Caleb: And entirely too long.