Johnny: Great news! My interview at the University went well. If I get this job, they will pay for my school and for my husband's too.
Caleb: That is great news! Congratulations in advance. I'm sure you'll get it.
Johnny: They also give half-off tuition to our kids if we ever have any.
Caleb: Gay people don't have kids; they get them.
Johnny: That's not true. Lesbians can have kids.