Kate: Happy Birthday!
Caleb: You're late.
Kate: I'm belated. Say, "Thank you," you ungrateful swine.
Caleb: Thank you.
Kate: So are you going to change the title of the blog now. Do you have to call it "Thirty-One Life Crisis?"
Caleb: What? No. That's dumb. It will always be, "Thirty Life Crisis."
Kate: What about when you're forty?
Caleb: How dare you! I'll never be that old.