Caleb: I have a coworker who customers call and specifically ask for. I want to be as cool and popular as she is some day.
Kate: You’ll never be as cool and as popular as her.
Caleb: Thanks for crushing my dreams and dashing them to the ground like pieces of broken pottery.
Kate: I didn’t crush your dreams; life did that to you. You’re a thirty-year-old man. Don’t blame me because you’re grown and not one of the cool kids anymore.